Clay Henss came into being in the filthy
slums of the Midwest. Born into a life of
plenitude and love, Clay managed to pass
up multiple opportunities for happiness,
choosing instead a life of squalor and degradation
as a "cartoonist".
Ignoring the advice of his late father,
Clay bankrupted his parents while attending
the Savnnah College of Art and Design. After
earning a degree in Commercial Illustration,
Clay went on to further humiliate his family
by remaining penniless with a series of
demeaning, soul-leeching dead end jobs.
Residing in seething ghetto known as "Atlanta,
Georgia", Clay maintains a meager living
running the design firm Graphic Artists,
Inc. He also works tirelessly on projects
that generate neither revenue or a wider
While restrained and heavily sedated in
a local mental health facility, Clay Henss
had this to say:
"Musicians get laid ALL the time,
while cartoonists remain unloved and horny.
How is THAT fair!? AAAAAHHH get these spiders
off of me. They're laying eggs in my Gawd
Damn hair. AAAAAUUUURRGGGGHHHH!!!"